Self-Improving Quote of the Day

  • "Love is making space in your life for someone else."--Niell F. Marriott

Friday, February 13, 2009

Murphy’s Law of Vomiting

The chances of your child vomiting on any given day are directly proportional to the number of obligations you have scheduled for that day. Therefore, on a day that all you have to do is sit in front of the tv and watch chick flicks the chances of your child throwing up are practically nill, while on the day when you have multiple obligations and your husband is scheduled to work two jobs your child will almost certainly toss his or her cookies.

And to Rachael, it would appear that sometimes oatmeal just does that as well. Gross but true.

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