(Sigh)

So you know when your fridge dies and you have to buy a new one but when the new one arrives you realize you hate it because it is too small, so you buy a different one, but when that one arrives you discover within the first twenty-four hours that it is not working correctly because the fridge is not quite cool enough and the freezer is way too cold, so you call the store and they say to call the manufacturer, which you do,  and then when you have had the fridge for three days a repairman arrives on your doorstep and tells you that the compressor isn’t working right and the fan in the freezer isn’t working at all and it will be three to four business days until the parts can be here, after which they will need to schedule another appointment to come back for the repair and hope that it fixes the problem?

Yeah, that has been the past two weeks of my life. At least the cool laser thermometer the repairman had confirmed that the $6 fridge/freezer thermometers we purchased from Amazon are spot on, thereby justifying our claims that things are definitely not working right.