Holiday Life Lessons-Part II

When living with a house full of boys, there inevitably comes a point where you must tell your offspring that 1) They really shouldn’t feel obligated to rewrite the lyrics to every Christmas song ever written, 2) If they feel that they really must make up their own words, they definitely don’t all need to be about things blowing up and 3) Yes, I realize that Weird Al Yankovic has made millions of dollars doing that exact thing, but there is a reason (more than one, in fact) that I did not name my children Weird.